There once was a man called Vance
Who wanted to learn to dance
He hired a tutor
Saw her sister was cuter
But he never took the chance
Anna was a PC gamer
And also a lion tamer
In a moment distracted
The lion it acted
And began to terribly maim her
Han was a famed archaeologist
Who knew enough at least for give the gist
Most of his finds were spurious
And the police grew curious
Now the only site he’s wanted on is a list
Farouq a renowned advertiser
Was victim to a recent downsizer
Consultant begins
Old employer hires him
Now paid more as an independent adviser